Friends?

Contributed by whims (Edited by amplifier)
Sunday, November 26, 2006 @ 12:00:55 AM

"Let's be friends."

Ironic di ba? Pagkatapos niyang dukutin ang puso mo. Higitin palabas ng 'yong dibdib, pagpirapirasuhin - na parang kinatay na karne (hiniwa "into matchsticks"), at itinapon sa alikabukan, na-atim pa niyang sabihing "let's be friends."

Friends? Para ano? Para makita mo kung gaano sila ka-sweet, at kung paano naglalambingan kapag nag-lunch ang tropa? Para kapag nakasalubong mo sila sa kalye, eh obligado kang mag-smile ng ubod ng saya - kahit na pinipilit mong itago ang sakit ng saksak ng malamig na punyal sa iyong dibdib. At babati ka ng "hi" na punong-puno ng buhay pero ikaw, unti-unti ka nang namamatay. Sino bang hindi mamamatay sa saksak ng punyal?

Friends? Para ano? Para meron siyan ku-kwentuhan ng mga nangyari sa kanila:"she sneaked behind me, tapos tinakpan niya yung mata ko, yung ganon. 'Lam mo best? Ang lambot ng kamay niya!" Bakit? Malambot din naman yung kamay mo ah? Jergen's pa nga ang gamit mo di ba? Tapos 'pag gabi, ite-text ka niya; "everything's perfect" -- bulls#!t! Kasi kapag nagkaproblema, ikaw din ang tatakbuhan ng friend mo. That's what friends are for, di ba?

Friends? Sige nga, honestly, pwede mo bang friend yung taong sa twing nakikita mo e lalo ka lang nai-in love? Na kahit saan ka malingon nakikita mo siya. At pati pabango niya amoy mo kahit imposibleng nasa vicinity siya, kasi nasa kwarto ka lang, nagmumukmok.

Bitter na kung bitter! Eh puch@! Handa ka nang gawin lahat, kahit pahintuin pa ang oras. Tinanggap mo na nga na bakla si Keannu eh. Tapos eto na, ibibigay mo nang lahat-lahat para sa pag-ibig! Pag-ibig in the flesh! Pero ano? Wala! Binalewala na parang charing!

Friends? Para ano? Para andyan ka, kahit papaano mababantayan mo siya, para kahit papaano meron kang karapatang mag-alala. Friends. Para kahit papaano pwede mo siyang mahalin, at maambunan ka ng pagmamahal, kahit friend na lang.

"Lets be friends."

"Sige."




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Source: http://peyups.com/article.khtml?sid=4328

Princess Hours on Dec. 18, 2006

Princess Hours (otherwise known as The Palace or Goong) is a Korean Drama, which had its first season start on 11 January 2006. It was distributed by MBC (Munhwa Broadcasting Corporation). It is based on Goong (manhwa) by SoHee Park, which has run for 12 volumes so far (as of June 2006). Portrayed by Yoon Eun Hye, Shin Chae-Gyung is a very effervescent, normal high school girl. She attends the same school as Lee Shin, the Crown prince of Korea. Chae Gyung's grandfather was best friends with the previous Emperor. To honor his friend, the previous Emperor dictated that Chae Gyung is to become the Crown princess.





Although she often seems immature and irritating, she is a kindhearted,
innocent, honest person. Often called "Pig" by her younger brother,
Chae-Gyung marries Shin to save her family from bankruptcy. Her initial
reaction to Shin is one of irritation and fear but she eventually falls
in love with him.





The crown prince of Korea, Lee Shin, as portrayed by model and actor Joo Ji Hoon,
is seen as a smug, indifferent, insensitive young man. After getting rejected by his
girlfriend,he gets forced into marrying Shin Chae Gyung. At first, he was irritated
by hernaivete and enthusiasm, but as he recognizes how genuinely sweet she is,
he begins to openhis heart to her, and falls in love. Throughout the series, it becomes
obvious that inside,he's just a sensitive, warm, kind young man.





He also owns a teddy bear, which is used as a focal point throughout the series.
Kim Jeong Hoon plays Lee Yul, Shin's younger cousin. Yul returns from a long stay
in England with his mother, a former actress, and the widow of the former crown prince.
The opposite of Shin, he is warm, kindhearted, sweet, and romantic--an instant hit with the girls.

source: http://yeehan.wordpress.com/2006/09/08/princess-hours-goong-pictures/
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Pinoy Ang Tumapos

The Pambansang Kamao has again brought glory to the Filipino people.
Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao won by KO in the third round of his final
battle with Mexico's Erik "El Terrible" Morales. Pacquiao knocked his
opponent thrice before an eighteen thousand strong crowd at the
Thomas and Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada. Pacman remains the World
Boxing Council (WBC) International Super Featherweight Champion.

According to sports analysts, Pacquiao quickly defeated Morales
because of his lightning moves and his punches that landed in
bunches, which made it hard for the Mexican to recover. His coach
Freddie Roach also believes that even though Manny's vicious left
ended round three, the boxer's developed right hook was the main
reason behind his victory. Even Morales admitted that the
Pacman's `just too fast and too strong.'

Pacman will be taking home $3 million and is looking forward to a
match with WBC World Featherweight Champ Marco Antonio Barrera. He
has made every Pinoy around the world proud, including President
Gloria Arroyo who said that Manny continues to be the country's hero
and the bearer of the Filipino dream. Manila City too, is preparing a
grandiose welcome for the boxing hero. Manny could not thank every
one who prayed and cheered for him enough. He can't wait to return
home and share his win with his kababayans. He's also excited to see
his daughter, Mary Divine Grace, for the very first time.

Article source:www.ABS-CBN.com

Interesting Facts

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
start with.
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your
heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in

the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse
has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria
in your ear by 700 times.
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

10 THINGS YOU’LL WISH YOU DIDN’T KNOW

1. During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples’ anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.

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